I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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