i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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