He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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