So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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