Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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