bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
she pinky promised me she was 18
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
