...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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