honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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