Sry I called you an 8
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
You're a waste of cheezeits
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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