is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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