yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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