Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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