I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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