well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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