Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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