So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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