I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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