my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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