I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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