Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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