so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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