You really coming over, don't trick.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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