Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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