What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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