I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
