If that was your dad, he is hot
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Fuck appropriateness.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Randomize
