i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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