BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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