grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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