I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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