Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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