I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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