he wants to bone in the snuggie
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
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