Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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