You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
It's just like the Real World with babies
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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