You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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