oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
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No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
