I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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