she kept yelling 'call me bella'
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
pray to the hookup gods
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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