you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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