ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
