We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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