I want you more than these girls want KFC
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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