yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
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