I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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