think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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