Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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