yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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