I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
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