If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
sarcasm needs its own font
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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