She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Let's get the cat blown out
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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