I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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