Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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