I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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